Funny CHEESE jokes!
Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that
was left was de brie.
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue
cheese.
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
Q:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: Which
genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
A: R'n'Brie
Q: When should
you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Q:
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese?
A: Limburger
Q: What do you
call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with
Cheese.
Q: What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese
grater?
A: "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Q: Which is
the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy.
Q: Why did
the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few
pounds!
Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
A: Ask
Cheese.
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A:
Quarter-pounder with cheese
Q: What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft
cheese?
A: Philadelphia.
Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve.
Q: What hotel do mice stay in ?
A: The
Stilton
Q: What dance do cheese makers do every halloween?
A: The
muenster mash!
Q: What did the Cheese salesman say?
A: That cheese
may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Q: What group of cheese has been
known to fly?
A: Curds of prey!
Q: What is the name of the country
near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese?
A: Curd-istan
Q: What
does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping
brie.
Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
A:
Moatzeralla
Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A:
Mascarpone.
Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?
A: Caerphilly
Q: What do you call a cheese that is an
alcoholic?
A: Livarot
Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
A:
Roar-quefort
Q: Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese
circus?
A: Because he couldn't get his stilton.
Q: What cheese do
beavers like?
A: eDam
Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the
world?
A: Paris Stilton.
Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
A: Parm-asian
Q: What's the most popular American cheese sitcom?
A: Curd Your Enthusiasm
Q: Why does cheese look sane?
A: Because
everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Q: What did the street cheese
say after he got attacked by several blades?
A: I've felt grater.
Q:
What is a lions favourite cheese?
A: Roar-quefort.
Q: Whats the best
cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
A: Camembert (Come On Bear)
Q:
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?
A: Swish
cheese!
Q: Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
A: Baby cheeses.
(Baby Jesus)
Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up
in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food.
A: All that
was left was de brie.
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue
cheese.
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
Q:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: Which
genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
A: R'n'Brie
Q: When should
you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Q:
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese?
A: Limburger
Q: What do you
call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with
Cheese.
Q: What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese
grater?
A: "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Q: Which is
the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy.
Q: Why did
the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few
pounds!
Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
A: Ask
Cheese.
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A:
Quarter-pounder with cheese
Q: What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft
cheese?
A: Philadelphia.
Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve.
Q: What hotel do mice stay in ?
A: The
Stilton
Q: What dance do cheese makers do every halloween?
A: The
muenster mash!
Q: What did the Cheese salesman say?
A: That cheese
may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Q: What group of cheese has been
known to fly?
A: Curds of prey!
Q: What is the name of the country
near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese?
A: Curd-istan
Q: What
does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping
brie.
Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
A:
Moatzeralla
Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
A:
Mascarpone.
Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?
A: Caerphilly
Q: What do you call a cheese that is an
alcoholic?
A: Livarot
Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
A:
Roar-quefort
Q: Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese
circus?
A: Because he couldn't get his stilton.
Q: What cheese do
beavers like?
A: eDam
Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the
world?
A: Paris Stilton.
Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
A: Parm-asian
Q: What's the most popular American cheese sitcom?
A: Curd Your Enthusiasm
Q: Why does cheese look sane?
A: Because
everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Q: What did the street cheese
say after he got attacked by several blades?
A: I've felt grater.
Q:
What is a lions favourite cheese?
A: Roar-quefort.
Q: Whats the best
cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
A: Camembert (Come On Bear)
Q:
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?
A: Swish
cheese!
Q: Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
A: Baby cheeses.
(Baby Jesus)
Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up
in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food.